Most elephants weigh less than the tongue of the blue whale.

 yes that says MOST. as in some elephants can weigh just as much or even MORE than just the TOUNGE of the blue whale…hmmmmmm LESBIAN’s watch out. you’ve got some competition! hwhhwahhahaahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahfaskldjfkljfasdlf

According to the Urban Dictionary:

Why is this hair style even in style? get real! its hideous. You see these girls walking around looking like sonic the hedge hog. hmm….your a girl. your SUPPOSED to have hair! some women would die for hair! and you go and butch yours all off! WTF?! hahaah. wutever!

In Tokyo, a bicycle is faster than a car for most trips of less than 50 minutes.

ok so why is it that Chinese/Japanese ppl DRIVE LIKE HELL! they must ride their bikes at over 100 mph. cuz they drive 99mph in a 20! lmao!

So im sitting at work and i notice this girls shirt. It’s one of those crazy prints. the dark dull golds, browns, and oranges. Hmm….looks like something you would find in a hotel lobby. So im thinking should i say hey! i like your shirt?! or throw her down and walk on her? haha

Some clothes should just be seen from afar and NEVER worn! its ridiculous! really. Not that im the fashion police, but really. When you look like your wearing your grandmothers quilt or a 1880’s blanket that was used during the Oregon Trail, something isn’t right. Take it off and just put on a darn t-shirt for God’s sakes! lol

and that ladies and gents. ….was just me being me, and venting! hehe

love you all *wink wink*

have a GREAT MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND! drink drink drink till u cant drink no more!

Fact:

No piece of normal-size paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

hmm…i know ..you all got out a piece of paper and are trying it now right?! hahahhah good luck!

hmmmm..i would have been taking my temp 3 times an hour! hahahhaha and breaking each thermometer!

FACT:

“Cows have no upper front teeth.”

sounds like 1/2 of the town right?! LMAO